another week of doom
jazz club, monday night, blah. joshua loves it though, to him it's the best shit ever. that's cool, not really. kenny washington is singing with the band. he's about 4 ft 8" of something and he sounds like stevie wonder sometimes and skats like a motherfucker, so yeah, he can sing real good. still i'd so rather be at home. i've heard it all before and i ain't paying to be here.
so how did i waste my money this weekend? edward done picked me up from the stupid cafe to go to an after-hours party at just after 2am saturday night. he said he had some stuff, but then it was like, oh i need money, and i was like, oh nevermind. so we get to party, it's ten bucks, so that left me with three. drinks are five. the bathroom line going nowhere, sickly breeders everywhere, edwards says he's fucked two girls here, oh my god, no cute guys, well maybe one, he's kinda large, not fat, just a big built male, kinda cute, i accidently bump him with my pool cue stick thing, i'm so sorry, he's like it's all good, i can tell now he's bi, but ya know how it is, in a place like this, pussy is the priority, appearances, for sure. besides he's probably dirty, and really, is he at all my type or cute? his lips are a bit small, but he had pecs and an nice ass, just ever so bulbous upon his baggy psuedo sport type clothing. whatever. i'm outty. so i hit the atm up the street and blow another ten bucks on a cab. maybe if i had been more hella drunk or all coked up, or there had been more than three actual fags in attendance i might have had a good time. but no, a thwarted attempt at adventured that resulted only in twenty dollars wasted. hella stoop. and tommi was mad goes i done abandoned his drunk seemingly passing out ass back at the house.
we celebrated easter by ordering a pizza from nizarrio's. it was hella good. fuck zombie jesus day anyways. i had wanted to cook a leg of ham or something, but failed on the follow through, cuz all the damn store done close early or some shit for these stupid religious retards.
went to h&m today, and oh what disappointment that was. i guess it's cheap compared to the other retarded stores, but still more than i felt compelled to spend. i found some cool jeans there that tommi decided to get. now i regret not getting a pair too, cuz now i gotta go back.
the crazy pants i got last week at ardvarks are all fucked up now, cuz all i did was wash them. turns out the color was printed on or some shit, not dyed, and when was in warm water, the shit is now hella streaky and faded, not that there was a tag on this shit or anything. so how the fuck do i salvage this $30 investment. oh the bitterness. oh the goddamn money wasted. fucking sux. i'm thinking red dye and spray paint, but that could all be more disasterous. i really oughtta be making my own clothes or something. me and tommi really need our own tailors, like prince. my epiphany in h&m today, which i believe i have had before is that i must open a clothing store of girls pants for boys, cuz goddamnit, the girl's pants are ALWAYS SO MUCH COOLER! it is not reasonable nor fair. i do not want to dress like an uninspired faceless american male. i want flambolance and flair. and i want some motherfucking yellow pants. though purple velvet would be my first choice, cuz yeah.
so how did i waste my money this weekend? edward done picked me up from the stupid cafe to go to an after-hours party at just after 2am saturday night. he said he had some stuff, but then it was like, oh i need money, and i was like, oh nevermind. so we get to party, it's ten bucks, so that left me with three. drinks are five. the bathroom line going nowhere, sickly breeders everywhere, edwards says he's fucked two girls here, oh my god, no cute guys, well maybe one, he's kinda large, not fat, just a big built male, kinda cute, i accidently bump him with my pool cue stick thing, i'm so sorry, he's like it's all good, i can tell now he's bi, but ya know how it is, in a place like this, pussy is the priority, appearances, for sure. besides he's probably dirty, and really, is he at all my type or cute? his lips are a bit small, but he had pecs and an nice ass, just ever so bulbous upon his baggy psuedo sport type clothing. whatever. i'm outty. so i hit the atm up the street and blow another ten bucks on a cab. maybe if i had been more hella drunk or all coked up, or there had been more than three actual fags in attendance i might have had a good time. but no, a thwarted attempt at adventured that resulted only in twenty dollars wasted. hella stoop. and tommi was mad goes i done abandoned his drunk seemingly passing out ass back at the house.
we celebrated easter by ordering a pizza from nizarrio's. it was hella good. fuck zombie jesus day anyways. i had wanted to cook a leg of ham or something, but failed on the follow through, cuz all the damn store done close early or some shit for these stupid religious retards.
went to h&m today, and oh what disappointment that was. i guess it's cheap compared to the other retarded stores, but still more than i felt compelled to spend. i found some cool jeans there that tommi decided to get. now i regret not getting a pair too, cuz now i gotta go back.
the crazy pants i got last week at ardvarks are all fucked up now, cuz all i did was wash them. turns out the color was printed on or some shit, not dyed, and when was in warm water, the shit is now hella streaky and faded, not that there was a tag on this shit or anything. so how the fuck do i salvage this $30 investment. oh the bitterness. oh the goddamn money wasted. fucking sux. i'm thinking red dye and spray paint, but that could all be more disasterous. i really oughtta be making my own clothes or something. me and tommi really need our own tailors, like prince. my epiphany in h&m today, which i believe i have had before is that i must open a clothing store of girls pants for boys, cuz goddamnit, the girl's pants are ALWAYS SO MUCH COOLER! it is not reasonable nor fair. i do not want to dress like an uninspired faceless american male. i want flambolance and flair. and i want some motherfucking yellow pants. though purple velvet would be my first choice, cuz yeah.
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