celebrity gossip

some things i learned at the office today.

we're doing some event on saturday at the great american music hall. it's some kind of secret show or some shit for john fogherty, formerly of creedance clearwater revival, u know, back when he was a relevant rock star. i haven't heard anything solo that he's done past 1986, but i remember centerfield as being kinda bland, and that eye of the zombie follow-up record was just silly looking. glad i didn't pay mroe than a dollar for either. anyway, in addition to 1999 and 2000 year wine, gatoraid, arrowhead bottled water, and odwalla juice, let's take a look at some of the other items on our fortunate son's rider:

3 pounds of pretzels
6 red bulls
1 jar strawberry jelly
1 jar raspberry jelly
1 jar peanut butter
2 pounds of trail mix
3 pounds of mixed candy in a big ol' bowl

also, there must be ivory soap and candles and shit. christina aguilera and tom cruise ain't got nothin' on this shit!

so the ladies were discussing sharon stone also today at lunch. turns out the head princess knows sharon stone's best friend or some shit. remember that aneurysm she had a copy years ago? well it turns out that what really happened was that she passed out on a treadmill and ended up at the hospital, and uh at some point someone said, oh maybe it's an aneurysm, and that's the big story the public got, but really it wasn't shit, and she just played it for attention.

finally i mentioned to one of the cool kids here that i was going to see ladytron, and she was like oh yeah, my dj friend parties with ruben (the kinda cute asian one) whenever he comes to town to dj, they always do like a lot of blow.

fascinating, simply fascinating stuff, no? fuck, i feel like fucking wonkette.