on x-men 3 and tom yum goong

i thought it was pretty good, i enjoyed it, though it could have been SO MUCH BETTER. shoulda been longer. needed more with the supporting characters of angel, colossus, kitty pryde, rogue. more mystique would have been good too. the overall story was kinda dumb. but i was relatively captivated and sucked in throughout, even through some crummy cartoony effects. not what i wanted after three years, but it was serviceable. would rather have gotten bryan singer's version, cuz i have no interest in his superman movie. he should have stuck to x-men. superman was already been done well, like 26 years ago. halle berry was less annoying than usual, almost not sucky, but she should be re-cast from here on out, cuz she really is a terrible actress. the spikey faced morlock was hot. all the morlocks were pretty cool, it was weak to kill them off in the final scene where jean grey goes apeshit.

saw tom yum goong finally today after downloading it like a million years ago. i think we can all agree, tony jaa is fucking hot. and elephants are cute. tony jaa, elephants, lots of ass kicking, cuz right when the flick gave a load up of ass kicking, it gave ya a whole 'nother scene of ass kicking. capoera guy was hella hot too, even though capoera still looks retarded and is posers (i.e. hippie wanks from santa cruz). all the broken english, especially by dirty balls from ong bak was great, and the tranny head mistress, awesomely retarded camp. and when tony jaa hollers out for his elephant: KORN!! that was sweet, i laughed like hell. all this ass kicking with an important environmental message - don't fuck with thai boys and their brother elephants. quality, the only thing that could have made it better would have been for tony jaa to be more naked and there to be more blood in the fights. he was fucking cute in the red scarf though.