monday night jazz hell, july 3rd edition or looking for a bass player

here i am again, another night of souless wank from the big band, but they do try ereally, they do. oh adam theis, shove that microphone into the bell of your trombone, oh sound, slow loud, so low, but oh too bad, yr clipping my board, so ya know what bucko, turning ya the fuck down. they never learn, they just never learn, cuz i don't care if you think it sounds cool or good, i'm calling the shots here, so what part of no distorted trombone coming through my speakers don't you understand?

so i guess we're looking for a bass player. we tried mikey out again today, and kinda didn't pass the 2nd audition. he just doesn't have the skill to do even the mediocre limited tunes i writes, so whatever, no hard feelings, but after 45 minutes, we was all over it, and he had some kid to go fuck or something. so, ugh, craiglist...bass player...anyone, anyone?